This little screengrab, courtesy of the Denver Broncos beatdown, sums the 2009 Kansas City Chiefs better than even folks like Jason Whitlock and Kansas City’s local sports radio ever could. In case you have a problem reading the text from televised sports factoids, here’s what the screenshot says:
“Kansas City Miscues — 7 dropped passes, 4 three & outs, failed fake punt, interception and a partridge in a pear tree.”
The latter portion should be just the thing to get Chiefs fans in the Christmas spirit, especially once you consider their team’s 3-9 record. Those kinds of miscues and overall poor play lead directly to increased sales of team-related paraphernalia, because who doesn’t want to canonize such an entertaining team? Of course, a real Chiefs fan would simply argue yesterday’s piss-poor showing was just par for the course.
Considering where Kansas City ranks in the categories of team offense and defense — 30th and 31st (out of 32 teams) respectively — they’d have a very valid point.
H/t to Deadspin for the image.Similar Posts:
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